Coffee or Death!

Printed on premium Comfort Colors, no less. It’s one of those shirts that doesn’t just hang on you, it settles in. Soft, sure, but with some weight to it. The design? Well, it’s Death, rising out of a coffee mug, because, let’s face it, it’s either coffee or the end of everything. The words are right there—"Coffee or Death"—and they don’t stutter. If you’ve got a thing for dark humor, or if you just like a shirt that says something without saying too much, this one’s for you. It’s comfortable, it’s bold, and it’ll fit like it was made for you.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

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